Sunday, October 12, 2008

International Funny of the Day

This is an email that I sent to a friend last week. I thought you might enjoy it as well:)


My jazz teacher is a tiny yet immensely intimidating Italian woman. Today we were pirouett-ing (turning) across the floor and she hollers, "Use your abs. You look like a mozzarella!" I don't know if it´s the accent or just the cliche of an Italian woman calling me mozzarella but I have never been so hilariously insulted:).


Have a great day!


Friday, October 3, 2008

Take A Picture. It'll Last You Longer.

Hi People I love!
In my last post I just talked your ear off without giving you anything pretty to look at. Shame on me:). I owe you big time. Hence, this post! Think of it as sort of a German pictorial month-in-review. Enjoy!

This is Hamburg!


Stage Entertainment/ Joop Van Den Ende Academy



One of the many, many dance studios at school. All the dance studios are named after major cities-- Munich, Vienna, Amsterdam, Chicago... This one is called New York:)



My favorite uncle on the sign on the way out of studio New York. 


My fabulous tap shoes on loan from Stage Entertainment. These were used in the German production of 42nd Street!

My voice teacher, Elizabeth


One of the many rooms in the most impressive personal musical theatre library I've ever seen



My classmates checking out the goods

Us still in awe of the massive theatre collection. (that's Luisa. She's a doll:))

Out and about in the city!

Our beautiful flat in Glinde

My silly husband on our walk through Glinde


Me at my favorite bus stop


Let's just say that the busses don't run as frequently on Sundays:)



Hangin' around the neighborhood


Just for fun!

Manna from heaven...or the Iranian Bakery

Shopping in Rahlstedt


Getting ready for my first Afghani wedding:)


The beautiful couple in outfit #1

The (still beautiful) couple hours later in outfit #2. By this point, it was after 1AM. I don't know if there was an outfit #3. I went home.


Just in case I haven't told you recently, I love you guys a whole bunch and I fully expect to be able to show you some of the above places in person soon;). Just let me know what time to pick you up from the airport!

Ciao!
 s i d.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Elaborate Excuses

Dear Friends,

I have not forgotten about my blog! In fact, I think about it all the time. And then I think about having to walk for 10 minutes, take a bus and then walk some more in order to get to the semi-gross internet cafe where I pay way too many Euro just to get online for exactly 5 minutes, not to mention the fact that everyone is allowed to smoke indoors and the place therefore smells more like an internet bar. (You see my dilemma?)

That was month one. But we've entered a bright new day here in Germany. A day wherein one can access the world wide web from the comfort of one's couch. A day where the Y and the Z are in the right place on the keyboard and no accidental umlauts arise. A day wherein I know that the people who use this blessed laptop actually wash their hands before returning to work. Oh happy day!

Soooo...I got a request today to write a post about the academy. How fun! I realize that most of my friends and family have no idea what exactly I do when I go off to school 6 days a week. So here goes!

I get up at about 6 and leave at about 7 with books, dance shoes and carrot juice in hand:). Most people don't drive in Hamburg, many, like us, don't even own a car. So I hop the #11 bus to Steinfurter Allee and then wait a bit for the U3 train which will take me all the way into town. The whole trip takes about an hour, so at about 8 I trek across the bridge to Joop Van Den Ende Academy.

My first class is at "halp neun" (8:30), so I ride up to the 5th floor, change into dancewear and stretch to try to prepare my sleepy body for all-school jazz warm up. This so-called "warmup" is the misnomer of ALL misnomers. It is more strenuous and concentrated than any full jazz class I've ever taken. My instructor let us know that her class will hurt. A lot. She plans to literally change the conformation of my body. For example in one of the stretches you sit on the floor with your legs to the side as far as you can (a straddle) and push your chest down toward the floor. The goal is to get your upper body flat against floor (not just your head--that's cheating:)) So, my teacher will regularly come behind me in this stretch and push me further and further down to the ground. It really, really hurts BUT it's pretty amazing how much more flexible I am after only one month.

But of course, that stretch is only 2 or 3 minutes of the 45 minute "warm up." The rest of it consists of complicated combinations, highly specific body positions, balance work and, of course, excruciating crunches and pushups. Often, I feel like I'm going to cry, but that's how I know I'm doing it right:).

All of this happens before 9:15.

Each day's schedule is different, but typically I have Ballet after this. Ballet is fun (I never, ever thought I'd say that). It's more intense, concentrated work but I'm learning a lot and can see myself becoming a better dancer. 

Tap presents a new challenge because although I am an experienced tapper I am now required to wear high heeled tap shoes (much like you see on Broadway). I've never tapped in heels before, and let me tell you, two inches and a skinny heel make a BIG difference. Sometimes it's frustrating because steps that I can do quickly and cleanly in flats sound like poo-poo in heels. But women rarely, if ever, tap in flats on the professional stage, so I'm glad I'm learning now! My tap teacher is really into funky rhythm tap rather than classic B'way. So fun. He tells me that jazz and R&B is music from my country so I should revel in it (all said in German, of course.)

Oh! Did I mention that school is in German. That's a really important detail. For example, my music theory class-- all German. Nothing makes me feel more like a genius that studying advanced theory in another language! It's exhilarating. Fun Fact: In Germany the pitch "B natural" is called "H" and the pitch we call "B flat", they call "B". Weird, huh? It gets more complicated than that, but I'll bore you with those details another day:).

Acting. This class is a doosey. It's four hours long and it's almost exclusively improvisation. Guided improvisation, but 4 hours of GERMAN improv nonetheless. Needless to say, my brain starts to hurt around hour two and a half. Pray for me folks.  Sometimes we use well known texts like Hamlet (in German) or Antigone (in German!)

My voice lessons are super. I have two 1-hour sessions per week. My teacher is American, so she has mercy on  me and teaches me in English. I'm working on a few German songs right now and have been getting wonderful feedback on my accent/pronunciation. That's encouraging to say the least.


Other than these classes, I have Theatre History, Gyrokinesis (German Yoga-ish stretching class), a Weekly Coaching Session with my accompanist, Speech, Voice for the Actor, Ensemble Singing, Sight Singing, Musical Theatre Dance, and a Private Phonetics Lesson for non-native German speakers (like me!)

I usually leave school around 20:00 (8PM) exhausted and ready to see Ryan. I take two trains and a bus home (travel takes a little longer in the evening because the busses/trains don't run as frequently after 8). I get home around 9:15, hug my favorite boy, sometimes call my Mommy, do my homework and then get ready to do it all over again.

It's exhausting. And sometimes it's really hard to get up for school ESPECIALLY on Saturdays, but I'm so blessed to be on this "abenteuer" (that's German for "adventure!!)

Stay tuned, more posts coming soon...ish;)

Ciao!
 s i d.







Saturday, September 27, 2008

Wrong Clothing

Someone once told me that to Germans, Americans seem a little whiny about the weather. We're either far too chilly or having a heatstroke, or suffering intensely from the oppressive humidity. Woe is us:). The Germans, on the other hand, are a bit more thick skinned. There is a saying in Bavaria (Southern Germany): "There is no bad weather, only wrong clothing." I love this.


All that to say, hubby and I have been experiencing some "wrong clothing" for the past couple weeks. Apparently, in Europe, Autumn actually happens. Go figure. In fact, Autumn starts to happen at the end of August. So the Florida girl has reluctantly turned in her reef flip-flops for the time being. Lucky for her, she got to trade them in for some swanky knee-high suede boots:). Huzzah!


The boots were a gift from our new friends Rene and Betti. (WE HAVE FRIENDS!) Rene and Betti got married about three weeks ago and have so generously allowed us to move into Rene's old place since they no longer need two flats. So, now we have a place that is a little more like home! Stay tuned for pictures of our new digs:)
Tchüs!
s i d.

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Adventures in Deutschland

HI GUYS!!!

We miss you all already! We´ve had so many miracles and prayers answered in the last 4 days!!! We are staying in Hamburg with an Irani woman, Afsaneh, who speaks Farsi, a bit of German, and NO English!! It´s been an adventure! Through Afsaneh we have gotten to meet many Irani, and Afgani people living in Germany! We went to an Afgani wedding last night (until 3AM!) It was BEAUTIFUL! (We´re using a computer at Afsaneh´s church - the keyboard is CRAZY - letters and symbols are in the wrong place!!! - so more details soon.) I start school tomorrow (all in German:))!! Christopher had an audition on Friday and has a callback on Thursday in Berlin! PRAY!!! (If you do that. If not, still pray:)) Still looking for an apt - but have gotten quite a few leads - esp at church today!!! We don´t have internet at home, so we don´t know how often we´ll be able to check our emails etc, but we would love to hear how things are there when you have time! We love and miss you all!!!

ciao :)

s i d.

Friday, August 15, 2008

Hi Honey! I'm Home!

BIG news!

While in Germany, I was presented with an awesome opportunity to make connections with the largest casting company in all of Europe: Stage Entertainment! Stage Entertainment (SE) is in the heart of Hamburg which is, quite frankly, the NYC of Germany. SE casts Broadway-scale shows, such as The Lion King, AIDA, Wicked, Dirty Dancing and Mamma Mia, to run all over Europe and America (ie: Hamburg, Leipzig, Berlin, London and New York City.)

I participated in an mock-audition with SE and I had the great fortune to be seen by the head casting director who called me back for The Lion King (!!). The callback went well and even though I wasn't ultimately cast (this time!;)), I did receive a fantastic offer-- an invitation to be the first American student to study at Stage Entertainment's adjoining Musical Theatre Conservatory, Joop Van Dan Ende Academy.


The academy sees about 400 auditionees a year and chooses a class of 10 anually. Many of these students go on to work in major productions all over Europe. Crazily enough, just before I showed up, a single female slot became vacant, and though they reviewed all the applicants, they didn't think any of those four HUNDRED people met their criteria (???!!) Also, they only take new students up to age 25, and since I just celebrated my 25th birthday in July, I know that I cannot pass up this opportunity to work one-on-one with the foremost MT program and most influential casting agency in Europe.

God has pretty much flung the door wide open! We still have TONS to do/sell/pack before we leave on the 25th. But, I am so stoked for this adventure.

Bis Spater!
s i d.

Friday, August 1, 2008

Picture Potpourri

Guten Abend friends!

I'm going to ITALY tomorrow and I'm SUPER-phsyched!! It's midnight here and I still need to pack so I don't have a whole lot of time. But I would hate to disappoint my public:), so here are just a few fun and random photos to tide you over until I get back to Germany:

On the way to class. Notice the teeny tiny waterfall on the right

The heavens declare the glory of God. Wow. I can't get enough of this landscape

The flowers here are gorgeous! Here I am snooping around a perfect stranger's garden

Um. I like pretzels.
German combover. Hooray! This one's for the hubby;)


I don't know about you, but I always take "Beware of Gargantuan German Shepherd" signs seriously.

These signs are somehow less intimidating...

If John Mansell and I built a house- well, first of all, it would NOT be structurally sound- but aside from that, I think it would look a little like this! Pirate flag on the front...

Jamaican flag on the side!
I have no idea who lives in this house. I just call them the German-Jamaican Pirates who don't do anything:)


Auf Wiedersehen!
Will post pictures of Verona soon:)