International Funny of the Day

This is an email that I sent to a friend last week. I thought you might enjoy it as well:)


My jazz teacher is a tiny yet immensely intimidating Italian woman. Today we were pirouett-ing (turning) across the floor and she hollers, "Use your abs. You look like a mozzarella!" I don't know if it´s the accent or just the cliche of an Italian woman calling me mozzarella but I have never been so hilariously insulted:).

Have a great day!